deathexe:

smooth
710
asapcamp:

Will Farrell is the realest nigga ouchea
sadieorka:

 
trvnsitions:

jzx100:

So you think YOU have lock?


fucking proper, jeez.
536
  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
  • hakosukajapan:

stickshiftbitch:

But like.. why. What if my stupid ass wants to run to Wawa for a milkshake, and I take the black key hoping to limit my gas usage and to provide for an optimum power level for drinking a milkshake whilst driving. But then some random Philly car shit goes down and there are half naked bitches everywhere in bikinis and a bunch of high horsepower Supras and GTRs start shredding down the street, and Vin Diesel comes out and starts jerking off and there are crowds of people waiting on me to make an epic milkshake-splattering burnout through the parking lot, but I took the fucking faggot ass black key today. 


i’m fucking slumped over my chair crying
    428
    stancenation:

One Wide Bunny! @speedelement | Photo By: @sn_sid #stancenation
    211

    emojigrl:

    flying-blades:

    Spongebob - I Don’t Like

    this is historically significant

    fuckyeasexyasians:

Make me feel beautiful..
►Fuck Yea◄

    plug:

    *Walks into class crush is in*

    Teacher: Everyone have a seat

    Me:

     image